Fun thing to do

Look up your name at Urban Dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oscar

Christmas in The South

Nothing like Christmas huh? Except for when you’re in the south. Because everyone knows that Santa needs a gun.

And Santa don’t need no GOTDamn deer. Real men use horses…

Ode To The Christmas Tree

Nothing like being a kid and decorating the tree.  The wonderful smell as you hang ornaments.  The warm glow of lights as you walk into the kitchen in the middle of the night.  The shiny presents just sitting there, saying “Soon…soon.”  Ahh, to be young.

Literally

Damn.  They’re getting better with these.  Welcome to the future, grandpa!  It’s called technology.