It's tough to be tough with a name like Chad.

It’s tough to be tough with a name like Chad.

Goatees. The Mullet of facial hair. The half-assed beard. The hairy ring that circles your chapped lips.


Hi. I’m Chad Kroeger. I sing for Nickleback. I’m cool because I have a goatee. Like my necklace? I got it at American Eagle. That’s cool right? I mean all the sophmore high school kids go there right? Like how my arms are folded? I’m tough. Don’t mess with me. No, I won’t smile. I’m tough. I’m cool.

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