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Dear Christians. I have an honest question. You know how 2 of the commandments state “Do not have any other gods before me” and “You shall not make for yourself an idol…”?

So then why do you guys have a picture of WHITE Jesus? That depiction of him is false. He was brown skinned. So you have an alternate Jesus.

Burn it down, replace with brown!


P.S.  Do you think racism would be alive today is this picture was changed hundreds of years ago?

Round tres of Everything is Funnier in Spanish! My inbox has been flooded with people begging for another round. My pager, yes, MY PAGER, has been blowing up. I had to disconnect my fax machine. I even had to hire a secretary to keep up with all the phone calls.

I’ve been getting so many faxes and phone calls here at the offices of Various Cool. Everyone is begging for another round of Everything’s Funnier in Spanish. Well kids, here ya go.

Letterman used to have a skit where they’d show something American in Spanish, claiming it was funnier. They were on to something.

Brrrrbrbrbrbr!!!

Remember growing up in the 70’s?  Ahh, the summers spent at the lake.  Beer, women, swinging from the rope and jumping in the water.  Then afterwards, cruising back home in the chevelle listening to this?!

Beck-Gamma Ray

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