Dear America,

Michelle Allen was arrested yesterday.  Why? Becuase she ALLEGEDLY blocked traffic and was chasing children around.  Come on!  She’s just having fun.  Oh, but if it was Halloween, then everything would be hunky dory, huh?  Granted, she did piss on her neighbor’s porch…OK, you got me there…but at least it wasn’t a #2. USA, Can you loosen up a bit?


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