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Nothing like Christmas huh? Except for when you’re in the south.  They do it up, right.  Y’all didn’t know Santa needs a gun?

And Santa don’t need no Gottamn deer. Real men use horses…
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Nothing like being a kid and decorating the tree.  The wonderful smell as you hang ornaments.  The warm glow of lights as you walk into the kitchen in the middle of the night.  The shiny presents just sitting there, saying “Soon…soon.”  Ahh, to be young.

Damn.  They’re getting better with these.  Welcome to the future, grandpa!  It’s called technology.

Remember your first time getting drunk? Also, if McLovin ever needs a stunt double…

His Andre Agassi is spot on!

Here it is folks. The best Monday morning ever.

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace!